Today in - Marketing that could have been better thought out

"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch) 06/21/2019 at 12:48 • Filed to: None

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“oh, i’d love to come to lunch but the weed man said he’s com ing by at 2 and I need to be here.”

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > HammerheadFistpunch 06/21/2019 at 12:52

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Sweet, they deliver weed!! Sign me up. 

HammerheadFistpunch > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 06/21/2019 at 12:52

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come home to green yo

For Sweden > HammerheadFistpunch 06/21/2019 at 12:57

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Was he bitten by a radioactive weed?

HammerheadFistpunch > For Sweden 06/21/2019 at 12:59

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it really depends on which reboot you consider ca non.

For Sweden > HammerheadFistpunch 06/21/2019 at 13:01

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Is he mentored by the Ortho man, who also serves as a surrogate father figure and flirts with his aunt?

Chariotoflove > HammerheadFistpunch 06/21/2019 at 13:02

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I’m thinking Weedman vs. The Tick as a summer blockbuster.

It has to be better than Batman vs. Superman.

HammerheadFistpunch > Chariotoflove 06/21/2019 at 13:05

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I’d watch the hell out of that!

Goggles Pizzano > HammerheadFistpunch 06/21/2019 at 13:06

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pfft

t0ast > HammerheadFistpunch 06/21/2019 at 13:07

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FYI, t heir phone number will also show up as such if you make the mistake I did and give them your contact info while shopping around for lawn services. Now my call logs have several “Weed Man” entries that appear over the last several months. I can only imagine the fun of explaining that one for some people.

HammerheadFistpunch > t0ast 06/21/2019 at 13:13

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thats the best thing I’ve heard today!

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > HammerheadFistpunch 06/21/2019 at 13:46

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functionoverfashion > HammerheadFistpunch 06/21/2019 at 14:38

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You come home and there’s a stoner on your lawn in a rickety beach chair ripping fat joints and listening to Live From Winterland, 12/31/77

facw > Chariotoflove 06/21/2019 at 15:22

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facw > HammerheadFistpunch 06/21/2019 at 15:24

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Chariotoflove > facw 06/21/2019 at 15:32

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Those tentacles creep me out.

facw > Chariotoflove 06/21/2019 at 15:36

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But not the sunflower head?

Chariotoflove > facw 06/21/2019 at 15:45

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Strangely no.

facw > Chariotoflove 06/21/2019 at 15:49

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OK, well in that case, know that El Seed’s feet are also those same plant tendrils/leaves /whatever.

Chariotoflove > facw 06/21/2019 at 15:56

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*shudder*

Monkey B > Chariotoflove 06/21/2019 at 17:01

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me fighting a sock puppet would have been better...